A typical day at Grams…

We’re busy over here at Grammy’s Superior Day Care and Institute of Higher Learning….

On Wednesday, we learned to say “Shhhhhhh” when shown a picture of a sleeping baby in a book. Cuz my student is like an effin’ prodigy or somethin’….Now to teach her to put her little chubby finger up to her mouth when she says it….:)

We spied a sleeping dog, and did not let him lie…

We took his toy away from him….

And upon discovering that said toy made a fabulous accessory, we tried to make our escape with it….

Once it was established that the escape attempt would be foiled, we found other sources of entertainment….

We read books…

We ate said books whilst riding our bike and simultaneously trying to run over the other dog…cuz we’re brilliant and can multi-task.

We decided that what was missing in our previous escape attempt was a get-a-way car (bike)…

But we soon realized that since the bike would only go inexplicably backward, our escape was doomed to fail…AGAIN. Dammit….

So we spent some time contemplating WHY the bike only goes backwards….

Chalking it up to mechanical failure rather than user error, ( ) we resorted to building a more badass means of transportation….

But scrapped that plan when we found out Gram is woefully devoid of wheels for a megablock chariot…

So we sat on Gram’s lap and watched “Curious George” while she  took pictures of our magnificent pony tail…after all, it has a cuteness factor of like a ZILLION.

And so it goes at Gram’s house of Daycare Fun…

The End….

PS….Are you dying from the preciousness of the red tennis shoes?? I mean seriously….

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